This is the start of angst-free caitlin week. for some reason i am overly stressed right now which is odd because there is nothing to be stressed about.

The Bell Blimp has been chillin beside my house for the last few days. It is constantly flying over my work and i get excited every time because things like that excite sad people like me.

I'm getting sick/already am, and i'm hoping im sick enough tomorrow morning so i wont have to work.

This morning our bus stopped to watch a duck at the side of the road. Is it just me or are there tons of ducks in canada? Was it actually neccessary to stop the bus and watch it?

i've had enough of the effing cardboard. finally we're finished our art project that we had to make out of "cardboard". sorry but who makes things out of cardboard? we're not in preschool. Our teacher the dickhead has actually been fairly liberal lately compared to his usual analness. I took a secret picture of him to show the world what I have to deal with 5/7 days a week from 10-11:30.



My grandpa came in to talk to my history class today. he's so cute and was getting really nervous. He was supposed to talk about how he got captured at Dunkirk, but appearently he never made it there so he talked about being a pow for like an hour. It was fine excpet he tends to switch topics very easily and at one point got choked up cause a german girl asked him what he thought about war. it got a little awkward cause it was silent and he was almost crying! ahh

The show last night was good! i enjoyed it, excpet for the fact that Wreckage played well passed my bedtime and the sound was a little muffled at times. Langdon Augor was pretty goood id have to say.



Mr roome got a little too excited

"spoon together"
"you'd like that wouldn't you. get on the bed, move around"
"touch his leg... movement."

Peter played a great set at lunch today promoting the School house rock concert for tomorrow night! yay peter.

on my way home i saw Lindy's parents and i was surprised at how alike him and his dad are. I really need to stop the stalking of his parents... it's getting unhealthy.

I worked today after school which was new. i try to avoid work as much as possible so i surprised myself by saying that i'd work wednesdays. It was actually really fun, i dont know why but it was so hot and my boss had her grandson with her who is actually cute now and doesn't look like a sick alien anymore.

It's the brother's birthday today, so we gave him a little cake and the usual birthday stuff...
"caitlin give me a hug"
"fuck off"



Wing night tonight, they were amazing as usual.



Andy and i got way to scared to go to lindy's house so we just lay on the tramp.

I can't believe how hot it is right now. i currently have a heat rash on my arm. so i'm covered in aloe-vera and smell like a plant.

Went to sid today to get a b-day present for the brother and because i'm not very creative i got a gc for mainly music.

We all walked down to the peir and colin jumped in and it was funny, and his feet were bleeding. i hate wet boys, they're sick. theyre underwear is clearly seethrough and i didn't want to see that so early in the morning (12:00)





We headed over to our year end soccer party thing. it was good times.

im a g-unit

ararghharhhhh

jessica has biathalon muscleness

i had the brialliant idea to make one nostril bigger than the other. we cheated by holding one shut.

jessica ruined the picture by trying to fly, i ruined it by thrusting

oh holy fuck!!! im throwing up in my mouth right now/ i feel kind of dizzy. There's a mouse head stuck to my carpet!! EWWWWWWWWWW EWEWEW i was cleaning my room and i picked up some clothes and there was this fury ball thing on the floor... and i tried to move it with my slipper but it was stuck then i looked closer and there was a fly on it and bloood. SICK! im freaking out and my parents aren't home. my cats are no longer allowed in my room.

i had to take a picture so i could laugh about it later and hopefully get over this incident, sorry to subject you to such gruesome details.

last night a truck drove by with loud music and im like "BAAAAAAMM" and then it was our janitor.

Argrgargggrrgggghhhhh Lindy isn't coming to Vic for his canada tour. I might aswell end my life now. he's from victoria! what is he thinking!!! i was on his vic street team too :( i guess that means no merch or free tickets... haha I'm going to have to send a very angry email.

Last night went over to caleighs for a bit then we went to see Sin City, again.

um.... we're pretending to be dead....


im a tiger i think




Gramps came over today and after work he showed me this little excercise thing he got at a garage sale hahah i took a picture.


I had a dream last night my cat drowned and i tried to save her, then i gave her cpr but it didnt work. then my brother tried but he just pulled her mouth apart really wide then she died. it was sad. then we started smoking licorice out of this weird bong and mine exploded...

edit: ok so i overreacted and Lindy is coming to vic, they just havent decided on a venue! So everyone in the area better be coming. mid-may sometime!

There are 100000 flies in my house right now and i'm going crazy.

this scary boy came into work and started talking like a robot to me and i didnt know what to do so i went and hid at the back.

the bathroom is done and this makes me happy. no more using the small one i can barely fit into that gives me bruises.




ok so i lied and its not done but it is deffinitely usable.

I'm going to be really creepy this week. I'm stalking two people.

#1 Lindy's parents... we've been looking for an excuse to go to their house, and now we have one. me and andy are gonna head over there and get them to sponsor us for the 30 hour famine. I'm going to wear my lindy shirt to make them scared. maybe they'll give us a tour of the house and give me some of his clothes/underwear.


#2 me and kayla stalk this little girl who gets on our bus in the morning. she is going to be the coolest girl when she's older. (she's like 4) one day she wore capris and red gum boots. amazing. we took a picture of her and someone told us it was illegal... anyways we're gonna go to her house and get her to sponsor us, if she doesnt we'll take her as our own and show her the ways of the world.

Cael came over last night and we watched the apprentice, the oc and survivor. I started crying in survivor cause stephanie was crying. but then i laughed really hard when her and this gay guy had a moment.

I left at lunch today with Andrea to get my hair done! At first it was awkward city.. the whole him thinking i like him and me trying to talk as little as possible, but after a while it was normal. The best part was, tegan & sara were playing the whole time! he loves them heheh good times. i started laughing so hard on the inside when he said he was a big johnny depp fan because they're practically the same person. they look the same/sound the same/ both tres sexy. My hair is now almost black with purple, blonde, red and bronzeish. woot.

i puked in my mouth today when this 40 year old whistled at my out of his car.

It's my birthday in 6 days. i wont be getting anything because all i want is a labret piercing but my parents hate me. then i said thats all i want then my mom said well you wont be getting anything then. sweet.

wow it was hot today. as usual i skipped art and math to soak up the rays. We were lying on the track and a parade of handys came by. my eyes were closed and i got really scared when i heard a bunch of noise surrounding us. then one of them asked us why we were lying on the track but i had music in so i couldnt hear what she said and her helper person got angry because she thought we were ignoring her.

Guitar tonight and hes going to get mad because i havent improved at all cause i dont practice. then he'll ask me to sing and i'll say no. then he'll tell me about how he got drunk this week. (hes like 50). creepy.

Amazing race is on tonight, im excited.

My brother's a spaz and I wouldnt be surprised if he kills me in my sleep.



Update: ok so my guitar teacher didn't tell me drunk stories.. but he did tell me about his cousin who is a junkie. then he started talking in a southern accent and i pretend laughed so he would feel funny.

I'm falling asleep right now because i only got 3.5 hours of sleep last night. i'm getting used to it now though because my body hates me and decides it doesn't want to sleep anymore. I think im going to go to the naturopath, i dont know why but it sounds cooler than dr.

last month i went to this chinese forest dr who gave me this special tea to help me sleep. it made me hallucinate and i felt my liver line up with my brain.

Went to mainly music today and got Metric- Where are you now. Pretty exciting id say



I'm contemplating switching hairdressers because i was recently informed that he thinks i like him. this is how it went down:

yvonne:(hairdresser) whispers.. to my friend: "is that your friend who has a crush on shayne?
Caleigh: what?
yvonne: word in the back is she likes him
caleigh: deffinitely not (thank you caleigh)

this is really awkward especially since he has 2 children and a wife and is maybe 30 years old. Theres no denying he's a sexy beast but i dont 'like' him for gods sake. Well anyways im getting my hair done on wednesday and im going to wear a turtle neck and avoid all eye contact and speak as little as possible.

I hit my huge bruise in exactly the same spot and now there is a massive bump protruding from my leg. its sick and it hurts to walk.

here's a visual incase you were wondering what it looked like....

Thank you PETER for the bloggy makeover. It's amazing! Much Aprecciated!

ya im cool...

After a painful day at work yesterday i drove over to peters and we watched Sideways and Finding Neverland. If you haven't seen FN rent it and watch it right now because it's amazing.

For christmas my brother/family got a breadmaker. for the first week after that my brother/mom made 6 breads/day and they're sick. its not even normal bread its like 100 grain, bark mulch, bird food shit that tastes way to healthy and dry. We havent bought bread from a store since and its starting to get depressing. Im thinking about accidentally breaking it or something. desperate times calls for desperate measures.

I also have a big bruise on my leg from running into this open cupboard. how the heck do u spell cupboard? cuboard, cuppord umm..

I worked for the first time today in about 3 weeks... my feet hurt and so does my back and i still have dirt in my eye. My mean co-worker dumped water on me today, supposedly by accident... whatever bitch.

I think my room/carpet is magic because whenever i drop something off my desk it disappears. You would think it would just be there when it falls but no, it disappears. stuff from a month ago is still missing. how annoying.

Not much going on right now so i'll post a few pictures from last night at Simon's.

Yesterday i realised my 'so jealous' cd by T&S was missing and i have no clue where it is :| i might have a stroke or some kind of mild heart attack.

Today i glued a car into a beer can. This wasn't completely random, we had to do something for art to send through the mail that sends some kind of message... so i thought the whole, car crashed into the beer can can have something to do with "don't drink and drive" how creative.




I hit my head on my guitar and a black eye may result.

ps
Everyone buy tickets to the show on the 28th because Suburbia is playing! (Peter's Band)

whooop. Soccer recognition tonight. Pretty much just went for the food, which turned out pretty good, ate some pizza... Anyways it turned into a bit of a bore fest with all the speeches etc but i dont think i heard one word of them anyways :p

Another day of the communal bathroom. Ive learned how to control the water spray this time... and i am now hanging my towel on the back of my chair...

School was tolerable because Caitlin only went to 2/4 classes today. We filmed a movie in french where i got to wear a cool mustache. Art was skipped because because the teachers a dink and Caitlin likes to piss him off. So was math because the teacher is also a dink. Instead went to a performance in the theatre which turned out to be a big mistake... they were some kind of poetry-musical type group who didnt even have a name. There was an accordian involved, aswell as some very bad singing and awkward moments. Including a horrible moment which involved everyone in the theatre singing "only in july..." Wow. i was prepared to end my life right then and there.

Well its tutor tuesday and everyone knows what that means. Caitlin goes to math tutor! yay. On the way there (my mom was driving an old lady who must have been over 90 who had died her hair brown.. right cause you're fooling everybody...) anyways she was talking about (the old lady was...) how her daughter used to be married to this guy that threw knives at her (the daughter, not the mother) And one day he chased her up a tree and threw knives at her up the tree... (figuring out this wasnt normal...) the daughter got a new husband who's name is Igor.

Marys Blue Moon Cafe. a legend. a place like no other. It has become a tradition for many peninsula folk to stop by on monday nights for a good old fashioned wing night. This was one of those nights and of course I ate too much (more than a boy!). But it was amazing as usual, getting my regular (hot, honey garlic and teryaki.) woot.

Yesterday Leslie and i went to watch mens over 40 soccer game. Not sure why.. but it was entertaining. I hate seeing old men get hurt though so i got emotional when one old one fell down when the ball hit his knee...

After watching an indian movie with english subtitles i met peter at the bustop and we headed downtown where we hit up chapters and johnny zees. I of course kicked his ass in every game except the fighting one because he secretly practices that one all the time..


Went to see Sin City, but because we're babies we had to buy a Robots ticket to make the people think we wanted to see that one. Anyways i thought it was pretty sweet, very graphic and the visual style is very cool. The whole black and white thing is awsome.
There was an 84 year old women watching it by herslef which was random. She must have been horrified haha. especially when Bruce rips out some guys balls.. mmmmm



So we're getting our bathroom redone as i type, this makes me happy but also pissed off, because i now have to share a bathroom with the whole fam. The shower is maybe one foot wide and the water sprays everywhere and i cant see anything and i have no where to hang my towel.

Right now im watching a 70 year old woman on ellen dance with her eyes closed to 'shake, shake, shake'

Andrea and i caught the 9:00 ferry over to vancouver. We played cards, i bought some batteries amd drank a lot of cream things.



we caught 3! busses to get to UBC. we made some friends on the busses that were goin there too but we got split up cause we ended up on the wrong bus. One of them was scottish and we took a 'secret' picture of him cause we're that creepy.



anyways we got there ok at around 1:00. I saw Raymi and Phil walk by. I got excited, sadly haha.



The first band that played,Tupelo Honey, were pretty good... the lead singer told his friend he was looking at this girl in the audience with black and red hair aka. andrea. pretty exciting! hehe



The second band was Stabilo who were veryy good. We were pretty close up. near the 2nd row but then it started to get really busy so we just went and lay down at the back. We found Brett from Sidney so we hung out with him for a while.



Heres a big wedgie:


Metric was next! i was so excited for them and they were amazing. Probably my favorite of the day. The mosh pit was getting really crazy and it was hard to move so we escaped from there and watched from a safer distance.






We saw the BIGGEST man ever! i ran after him and took a picture because it was amazing. His legs ended at our shoulder height:|



K-os was next! He was awsome but unfortunately we found ourselves in the middle front of the biggest mosh pit ive ever been involved in. Everyone was so drunk and violent and you couldnt move more than 1 inch in any direction. Plus there was a wheelchair in front of me (i dont know why the hell anyone would bring a wheelchair in there..)anyways by that time my feet weren't even on the ground anymore and i was practically riding this guy in front of me... Andrea and i got split up and at one point i thought broke my arm haha but i survived and made it out alive... So ya K-os was sweet.




We left before Matthew Good started becaue we needed to find a phone (ours weren't working) but we came back and watched around 4 of his songs wich were soo good, but by that time everyone had evacuated the beer garden and were all around the stage so i could barely see him. The whole concert, stupid assholes were throwing things at the stage (K-os told everyone to stop) anyways they kept throwing things at Mathew & band (shoes, a wrench, water bottles, a broken umbrella handle etc). he stopped playing and started yelling at the guy who threw the wrench that almost hit his guitarist. He threatened to stop playing which i think he should have done, but he finished his set.

"you know what dude? Fuck you. I didnt fucking come here to have something thrown at my fucking head. Someone find the fucking asshole who did that. cause i'm not fucking down with that." Then i cant unserstand the rest (i recoreded it haha)



Most people had left by this point:


After cutting off a poster off a wall Andreas dad picked us up and drove us to the ferry where we ate so much food and fell asleep.

on friday morning andrea and i will be heading over to vancouver for the Arts County at UBC. Should be very fun, Mathew Good, K-os, Metric and Stabilo are playing. Im excited, especially cause we get to miss school :)

I know all of you would like to know more about Caitlin, so you can go up to your friends and tell them interesting facts about me. ok good.

Likes:

spicy Food
reality tv
tamagotchis (but mine broke so this makes me sad.)
tennis
snowboarding
music of course
Johnny Depp
guitar
furby's all whored up
Tegan & Sara
stalking Lindy's parents
eating paper
easy mac
making strangers uncomfortable
playing the tin whistle (natural talent)
apples and cheese
shaved monkeys
labret piercings (1yr 20 days)
the Donald
Robin Hood
pictures
tea
sleeping in
laughing till u pee (caleigh+me=pee)
Ellen- why is she so funny
power rangers
ebay

My cat's eyelids wont open (the inside one) so he is currently blind and looks like he's dying. Its sad but funny. now my eyes hurt and maybe my eyelids will stick together.

Spring break is officially over and it was our first day back at school. It was crap, and i only got 3 hours sleep last night :| my math teacher thought i was crazy cause when he was talking to me my eyes were closed.

Went into Sidney today with Peter, got some coffee etc. There were a bunch of seagulls at the pier and i wanted to throw something at one. So i picked up a bottle cap and walked really slowly towards one that was sitting on the ground. I tossed it and it bounced off, the bird didnt move. Turns out it was crippled and i just threw something at it... nice. His name was kevin. We followed it around for a while and felt bad for it so we bought some old bread and tried to feed it. It was doin fine until Peter gave it a massive long piece that it started choking on and didnt eat after that. But then 100 birds started swarming and it was so scary. They'd hover over our heads like devil birds and we'd throw em some bread. They were crazy and shitting everywhere. one hit my head...(not the shit, the bird) Fun times, especially when this crazy dog came running and trying to kill all the seagulls and we thought it was going to kill kevin. But then it didnt and kevin just went over the side and started flying! it was a miracle then he hit this other dock and fell into the water. it was sad.

so anyways i was so moved by kevins will to carry on i wrote him a little poem.

kevin, you are such a strong bird,
it's hard to think of the right words,
You have changed my life for the better,
Maybe i will buy you a sweater,
But you deserve more,
you're not a whore,
I'll get you more bread,
So you wont be dead.


yeeaa, that's about all i've got in me right now poetry wise. Maybe in the future i'll attempt to make a descent one.

Yesterday i was cleaning a pond at work and i pretended it was a whale.

I went to caleighs with robyn and brittany then Andrea meghan and i went to dinner at the captains table but we wanted to leave so andrea told the waiter that we were supposed to meet our mom at another resteraunt then we ran to Odyssea which happens to have the best pizza ever.




Kate met us and we rolled over to seans.






I worked today and i got pissed off because my co-workers a bitch and she's trying to get me fired.
All my thoughts today had an australian-english accent. it was weird.