Important events that have occured since my last visit to this blog:


1) Made it through the first week of training without quitting or being fired. or both.

2) Teared in Deal or No Deal.

3) Got violently sick from the consumption of alcohol.

4) Became a member of Jackaholics so i can get free stuff.

5) Rented Disc One of The Office Season 2, while eating 7 Layer dip and candy with leck.

6) Played Jeopardy for 2 hours and got paid for it.

7) Visited the doctor two days in a row for unrelated reasons. antibiotics and a set of x-rays were the result.

8) Picked blackberries with leck for a pie. we picked about 20.

9) Got sex advice from a man over 60, aswell as advice on marriage, speech, cell phones and about 100 other things.

10) Learned an efficient way to break High Score records in Tetris.

11) Burnt a hole in the lawn with lots of caps and matches.

12) Beat Leck in a war of cap guns. my cap skills are just too distinguished...